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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more
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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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