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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!... more
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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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