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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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