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| Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!... more
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more
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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!... more
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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