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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more
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| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more
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| "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
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| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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