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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more
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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
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| Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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