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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!... more
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more
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| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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