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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more
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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing... more
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| A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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