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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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