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| What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !... more
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| What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?... more
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| What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !... more
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| How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!... more
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| What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough.... more
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| What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !... more
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| Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !... more
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| Whats another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !... more
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| What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !... more
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| Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.... more
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