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| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell. ... more
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| Q: Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? A: To draw the curtains ! ... more
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| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.<... more
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| Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it. ... more
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| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept. ... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its... more
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| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa. ... more
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| Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? A: Run! ... more
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| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night poppi... more
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