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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Q: Where is everyone beautiful? A: In the dark. ... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, sa... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two. ... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ? She was pretty ugly. ... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cig... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then i... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice. You dont want justice - you want mercy ! ... more
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one. ... more
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