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| You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When yo... more
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| Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been s... more
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| If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of d... more
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| Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On scre... more
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| The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net... more
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| If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world,... more
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| AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a... more
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| OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%"We'll do it bet... more
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| Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introducti... more
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| A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it af... more
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