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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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