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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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