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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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