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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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