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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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