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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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