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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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