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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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