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| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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