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| 10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S.... more
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| The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register... more
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| 10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.8. In... more
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| Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only... more
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| 10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7.... more
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| "Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.... more
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| What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!... more
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| 10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on yo... more
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| Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Jo... more
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| DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the... more
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