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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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