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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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