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| Q: What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? A: He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle... more
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| Q: What reads and lives in an apple ? A: A bookworm ! ... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind... more
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| Q: How do you make an apple puff? A: Chase it round the garden. ... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats wha... more
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| Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie? A: "Youve got some crust." ... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A: A crab apple ! ... more
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| Q: What is the left side of an apple? A: The part that you dont eat. ... more
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