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| Q: What did the worm want to do when he grew up? A: He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps). ... more
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| Q: What kind of apple isnt an apple? A: A pineapple. ... more
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| Q: What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? A: An outboard apple. ... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats wha... more
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| Q: Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? A: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac. ... more
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| Q: Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ? A: Because theyre crab apples ! ... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, becaus... more
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| Q: What is the left side of an apple? A: The part that you dont eat. ... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples. Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins. ... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire. ... more
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