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| Q: Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ? A: Have you ever tried worm pie ?! ... more
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| Q: What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? A: Worm your way out of that one, then! ... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| Q: How do you make an apple puff? A: Chase it round the garden. ... more
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| Q: What did the worm want to do when he grew up? A: He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps). ... more
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| Q: What kind of apple has a short temper? A: A crab apple. ... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked th... more
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| Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie? A: "Youve got some crust." ... more
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| Q: How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: When you take careful aim. ... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, becaus... more
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