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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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