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| The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is verydangerous after all... more
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| 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more
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| Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the... more
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| Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for... more
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| Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On scre... more
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| The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net... more
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| 99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs... more
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| The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working... more
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| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, aft... more
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