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| What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."... more
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| Pigs dont look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmers ear?... more
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| FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!... more
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| biotechnology is so great that the scientist manage to create a new species of pig..
the sharp nose one!!... more
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| Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.... more
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| Why isnt there a Superpig? Its too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.... more
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| Why doesnt Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs dont have red noses.... more
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| What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!... more
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| What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.... more
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| Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.... more
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