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| 1. | Rating:  | | Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more
| | 2. | Rating: | | At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more
| | 4. | Rating: | | When is a parent like a child?When hes a miner.... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more
| | 6. | Rating: | | Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
| | 7. | Rating: | | When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her sons outburst, his mother said, "Dont... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more
| | 10. | Rating: | | Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
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