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| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because "a... more
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| Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out... more
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| WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION... more
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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck... more
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| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"... more
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| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty... more
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