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| At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
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| Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... more
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| Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is... more
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| The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your deci... more
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| Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were m... more
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| A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitr... more
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| Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.... more
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| A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told h... more
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| Husband: I could go to the end of the earth for you.
Wife: Good, go and stay there.... more
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| Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marri... more
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