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| OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%"We'll do it bet... more
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| Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood st... more
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| Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It B... more
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| Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Jo... more
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| You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When yo... more
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| Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations ma... more
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| he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you could buy parts to bui... more
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| Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. "MAKE MONEY... more
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| MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this mor... more
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| 10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7.... more
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