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| Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: I... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," D... more
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| NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applica... more
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| A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again pee... more
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| A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the g... more
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| A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t... more
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| An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she... more
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| A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more
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| Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevai... more
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| A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions... more
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