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| What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway... more
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| Whats the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.... more
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| How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.... more
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| Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?Because he footman turned into a mouse.... more
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| Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com?Yes, itss no great shakes!... more
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| How does the vicar explore the Internet?With the church mouse.... more
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| PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more
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| Where is Pinocchios website?On the splinternet.... more
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| Who started the campfire website?Some bright spark.... more
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| Do you enjoy websurfing?No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!... more
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