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| Do you want some help using the Internet, son?No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.... more
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| Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?Yes, but its not all its cracked up to be.... more
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| Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.... more
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| How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.... more
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| Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?Yes, but I didnt find it striking.... more
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| Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles.... more
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| Why couldnt the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.... more
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| Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more
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| I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more
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| I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more
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