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| Q: What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? A: They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins ! ... more
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| Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween? A: Pump-kin! ... more
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| Q: Wheres the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? A: On the psycho path! ... more
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| Q: Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? A: Because it was Hulaween! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A: A ghoul Yule! ... more
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| Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? A: The cat ate her. ... more
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| Q: Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? A: Theyre used to people goblin them! ... more
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| One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more
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| Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets. ... more
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| A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more
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