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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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