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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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