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| One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a mart... more
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| On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamou... more
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| In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One... more
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| Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!... more
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| The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spi... more
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| On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gav... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in whic... more
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| Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the la... more
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| Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water... more
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