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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more
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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more
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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more
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