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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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