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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more
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| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more
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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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