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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice. You dont want justice - you want mercy ! ... more
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| Q: Where is everyone beautiful? A: In the dark. ... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ? Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oin... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." ... more
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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ? She was pretty ugly. ... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two. ... more
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| she is so pretty, when she eats and smudge her lips alittle the flies came fly by and wipe it away.... more
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