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| Once upon a time there were five apples. Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins. ... more
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| Q: What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A: A bookworm ! ... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think. ... more
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| Q: What is the left side of an apple? A: The part that you dont eat. ... more
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| Q: What kind of apple has a short temper? A: A crab apple. ... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked th... more
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| Q: Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? A: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac. ... more
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| Q: What kind of apple isnt an apple? A: A pineapple. ... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ? A: Have you ever tried worm pie ?! ... more
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| Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? A: It can look round. ... more
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