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| It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my so... more
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| A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.more
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| With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's... more
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| In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell... more
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| If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, c... more
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| On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christ... more
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| Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas? A: "I don... more
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| 8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It looks suspiciously like... more
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