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| Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!... more
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| A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thoug... more
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| What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they... more
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| Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can sti... more
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| To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telli... more
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| 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies... more
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| On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamou... more
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| Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I neve... more
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| 8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It looks suspiciously like... more
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| Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the la... more
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