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| 1. | Rating:  | | Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my so... more
| | 2. | Rating:  | | T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | December 14, 2003: Dearest Dave, I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.... more
| | 4. | Rating:  | | 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I neve... more
| | 6. | Rating: | | Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsid... more
| | 7. | Rating: | | On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christ... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | 10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever acci... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, c... more
| | 10. | Rating: | | 8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It looks suspiciously like... more
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