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| What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their h... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competit... more
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| Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the la... more
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| The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa... more
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| The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spi... more
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| Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow busi... more
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| To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telli... more
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| Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but... more
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| Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake... more
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| Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!... more
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