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| 1. | Rating:  | | A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thoug... more
| | 2. | Rating: | | December 14, 2003: Dearest Dave, I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, c... more
| | 4. | Rating: | | The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spi... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christ... more
| | 6. | Rating: | | Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I neve... more
| | 7. | Rating: | | Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving reindeer pot pie 6.... more
| | 10. | Rating: | | What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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