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| 1. | Rating:  | | Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas? A: "I don... more
| | 2. | Rating:  | | 1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instanc... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water... more
| | 4. | Rating: | | What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's... more
| | 6. | Rating:  | | 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies... more
| | 7. | Rating: | | A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said - on one condition, send me your mother.... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy... more
| | 10. | Rating:  | | T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more
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