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| Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more
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| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo ma... more
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| Yo mama's house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama's house so small... more
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| Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out... more
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| Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.... more
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| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit... more
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| Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more
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| Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.... more
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